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[The Dark Lord]

I'm not going to sell any kitchens here. I'll do that in the other forum sections. Here I will just post whatever I like at a certain moment.
Like this: FKWHEKYUH!E&@*CFQYHNOIUHCF!CIOUHE!NCFO@IU&YHO(M*YHROWIUHRM!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also I was thinking of giving the missions of TNL names, instead of just 'mission 1' and 'mission 2'. What do you think of that?
And since this is a spam topic, if you answer with something like 'The duck is in the river' that would be totally fine and actually a great addition to this topic.
Much obliged!

[Krom]

Moderators calling to spam, am I seeing this??

Names are cool, yeah! Reminds me of how hard is it to come up with a good one when you need it ..

P.S. "The duck is in the river" sounds like a great mission title xD

[dicsoupcan]

and how exactly do you want to give names to missions? special scripts?

also i think youa re out of your mind calling out for spam, because now all trolls and spammer shall be attracted to this forum ending up like :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITeuaqcpckc

[The Dark Lord]

No just in the briefing and the mission files itself.

And if everyone spams in here, then the rest of the forum won't be spammed. So it works two ways!

Spam ahead!

[sado1]

Brilliant topic idea. I am sitting right now at work, bored as usual, so this kind of crap is much appreciated. Also, these kind of topics are really good for keeping flow of new forum posts, since everybody can start any topic they like - or simply spam meaningless bullcrap. Just like shoutbox, except that's a topic.

TDL, you could make a nice cinematic intro to each mission with dynamic scripts, showing the mission name in the overlay etc.

[The Dark Lord]

I could. I could also make a river full of ducks, which is way easier. (On a more serious note: not a bad idea, but hard to do in a good way. In mission 6 for example, a fighting mission, you need to be quick from the start and there is just no time for a cutscene. )

So lets start cooking with Putin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yn9HX68iSA (I hope Krom can appreciate this, there are only few Russians who seem to be able to... )

[Ben]

I was hoping that I could find a Age of Kings player on this forum. You don't have to be good, I just need a 4th player for the little party I have on TS

[The Dark Lord]

Yes, join Ben and me!

Also, did anyone notice 'Mercenary' seems to be a remix of 'In the Marketplace' (or vice-versa)? (I'm talking about Knights & Merchants music right now. )

[Krom]

BBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Dark Lord]

No vodka?

[Ben]

I was actually thinking that "market" should have been named "The Adventure" since we already have a "...Marketplace" song. Besides, Market sounds nothing like a market!

[ChrisEggII]

Good spam is not bad.

[The Dark Lord]

And bad spam is... still good.

[dicsoupcan]

i like eggs.

[T*AnTi-V!RuZz]

i like eggs.

I like trains.