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Re: 1000 Barbarians
PostPosted: 04 Apr 2017, 20:59
by cmowla
986 barbarians on the forum
One who happened to be a Nike shoe lover happened to look at one of the Nike advertisement spam threads that we get here often.
985 barbarians on the forum
Re: 1000 Barbarians
PostPosted: 04 Apr 2017, 21:23
by thibmo
985 barbarians on the forum
One got hacked and started spamming viagra adds
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Re: 1000 Barbarians
PostPosted: 05 Apr 2017, 00:05
by zombie01
984 barbarians on the forum
A guy bought some stuff from a barbarian, but he was totally scammed.
He tries to get back his money but he loses even more money.
He tries plan after plan to get his money back.
Then he kills the barbarians parents and makes them into chili which he feeds to the barbarian.
That barbarians father was also a barbarian, the mother not.
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Re: 1000 Barbarians
PostPosted: 05 Apr 2017, 02:28
by cmowla
983 barbarians on the forum
One who was always led by his nose instead of his sight was lured out of the premises towards the direction of Google search headquarters by the smell of a pig sausage. Since there is hardly any internet traffic on the premises, he didn't expect that high internet traffic actually exists elsewhere and thus continued to text without looking at his surroundings while walking into mainstream cyberspace.
982 barbarians on the forum.
Re: 1000 Barbarians
PostPosted: 05 Apr 2017, 16:29
by equalizer
982 barbarians on the forum
From witch one insulted the Kremlin, and shortly after went on vacation to a remote area (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11e8XyUBqRQ)
...
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Re: 1000 Barbarians
PostPosted: 06 Apr 2017, 18:02
by Krom
981 barbarians on the forum
One was scripting a mission and wrote an endless loop
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Re: 1000 Barbarians
PostPosted: 07 Apr 2017, 14:44
by Esthlos
980 barbarians of the forum
Two barbarians were on a boat trip, but the boat sank and they were stranded on an island.
They waited for help, but help didn't come.
As time passed their hunger grew, so one killed the other for food.
Then he waited all alone on the island, waiting for help, starving again.
But he wouldn't die: one barbarian already died in this post, so the Rules™ willeth him to live.
And there still is he, still waiting, still starving, yet unable to die.
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Re: 1000 Barbarians
PostPosted: 08 Apr 2017, 09:15
by equalizer
979 barbarians on the forum, from witch 1 is stranded on an island
After eating his mate he was doomed to spend eternity on the island unless someone would help him.
A friend of his, also a barbarian, went out to search for him with a airplane.
After searching for few days straight he realizes barbarians cant fly airplanes.
So he crashed his plane into a mountain on a island,
not far from where barbarian nr. 980 is waiting, starving, yet unable to die.
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Re: 1000 Barbarians
PostPosted: 08 Apr 2017, 21:16
by zombie01
978 barbarians
There is a person, with a sister, who has a boyfriend, who's father owns a shop where tommy works.
Tommy's Great-grandfathers dog was taken in by the aunt of the king, that king had a barbarian executed.
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Re: 1000 Barbarians
PostPosted: 09 Apr 2017, 08:18
by Esthlos
976 barbarians
One noticed the number is wrong.
Now it is correct.
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Re: 1000 Barbarians
PostPosted: 10 Apr 2017, 18:51
by Bence791
976 barbarians in the forum.
One created Cursed Ravine.
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Re: 1000 Barbarians
PostPosted: 10 Apr 2017, 19:01
by The Dark Lord
975 barbarians in the forum
One went back into exile.
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Re: 1000 Barbarians
PostPosted: 10 Apr 2017, 20:06
by Esthlos
974 barbarians in the forum
The one stranded on the island got bold, and confident in his immortality he walked underwater and, once free, started
wreaking havok.
What he did not know is that nobody had died in this post yet.
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Re: 1000 Barbarians
PostPosted: 10 Apr 2017, 20:51
by Bence791
973 barbarians in the forum.
One openly expressed his hate for the marketplace, but secretly built one.
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Re: 1000 Barbarians
PostPosted: 11 Apr 2017, 20:18
by thunder
972 barbarians in the forum.
One Barb just got his day offs so he travelled to seychelles islands and left the forum. Have fun with grass skirts!
971 barbarians in the forum.